Interesting One Liners

  “A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.”

  The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.

“The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family.” – Unknown

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.