Interesting One Liners

  You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.

  I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.

  “A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.”

  The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.