Interesting One Liners

People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.

Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money.

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings

If you can't convince them, confuse them.

Not All Men are Fools... Some are Bachelors.

Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor.

If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.

I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.

The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.

If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.

Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.

Born free, taxed to death.

The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.

Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.

Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.

I say no to drugs, they just don't listen.