Interesting One Liners

People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.

Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.

Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money.

A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings