Interesting One Liners

  Adam & Eve were the first ones to ignore the Apple terms and conditions.

  You can’t believe everything you hear—but you can repeat it.

  I never knew what happiness was until I got married—and then it was too late.

  “A champion is someone who gets up when he can’t.”

  The problem with kleptomaniacs is that they always take things literally.

I know they say that money talks, but all mine says is ‘Goodbye.’

Scientists have recently discovered a food that greatly reduces sex drive. It’s called wedding cake.

“The problem isn’t that obesity runs in your family. The problem is no one runs in your family.” – Unknown

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.

Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

If I agreed with you we’d both be wrong.

The most difficult thing is the decision to act, the rest is merely tenacity. –Amelia Earhart #topblogscontent

Alcohol is a perfect solvent: It dissolves marriages, families and careers. #topblogscontent

People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.

Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.

Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.

A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other.

A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised.

A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money.