tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-14362302372773581272012-02-16T04:27:14.865-08:00Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.comBlogger271100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-47640781860882297402010-02-12T02:14:00.000-08:002010-02-12T02:14:15.885-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">People do not plan to fail, they just fail to plan.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-4764078186088229740?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-3041531638669789042010-02-12T02:12:00.000-08:002010-02-12T02:12:06.978-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">Passion: A feeling you feel when you feel a feeling you've never felt before.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-304153163866978904?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-6512991599709697912010-02-12T02:10:00.001-08:002010-02-12T02:10:51.388-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">Parents are so excited about the first steps and words of their children, but then they spend the next 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-651299159970969791?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-27095044695535985132010-02-12T02:09:00.000-08:002010-02-12T02:09:25.753-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">A cigarette is a pinch of tobacco, wrapped in paper, fire at one end, fool at the other. </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-2709504469553598513?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-4807756946719956242010-02-12T02:07:00.001-08:002010-02-12T02:07:50.133-08:00<div style="text-align: justify;">A celebrity is someone who works hard all his life to become known and then wears dark glasses to avoid being recognised. </div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-480775694671995624?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-9800014504505290802010-02-12T02:06:00.000-08:002010-02-12T02:06:08.754-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">A budget is just a method of worrying before you spend money.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-980001450450529080?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-69314207858892410832010-02-12T02:03:00.000-08:002010-02-12T02:03:41.328-08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">A beautiful relationship does not depend upon how good we understand someone but on how well we avoid misunderstandings</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-6931420785889241083?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-78928299244339812892009-06-08T05:36:00.000-07:002009-06-08T05:36:00.489-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">If you can't convince them, confuse them.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-7892829924433981289?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-24548703317778901212009-06-07T05:34:00.000-07:002009-06-07T05:36:08.113-07:00<div align="center"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">Not All Men are Fools... Some are Bachelors. </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-2454870331777890121?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-32513195466476977922009-02-22T07:00:00.000-08:002009-02-22T07:00:00.872-08:00<div align="center"> <a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">Husbands Are Proof That Women Have a Sense of Humor. </a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-3251319546647697792?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-25692546586776612772009-02-21T07:00:00.000-08:002009-02-21T07:00:01.209-08:00<div align="justify"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">If you tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe, he'll believe you. But if you tell him a park bench has just been painted, he has to touch it to be sure.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-2569254658677661277?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-32370711885909753252009-02-19T05:27:00.000-08:002009-02-19T05:28:28.936-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/">I've never been drunk, but often I've been over served.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-3237071188590975325?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-81784871662634589142009-02-11T07:00:00.000-08:002009-02-11T07:00:00.563-08:00<div align="center"><a href="http://jokeinaline.blogspot.com/"> The hardest part of skating is the ice.</a></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-8178487166263458914?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-34274160130804864122009-02-10T09:48:00.000-08:002009-02-10T09:49:30.718-08:00The road to success is always under construction.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-3427416013080486412?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-66702096073979387462009-02-09T08:14:00.000-08:002009-02-09T08:15:32.362-08:00Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-6670209607397938746?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-11655413225590701262009-02-09T08:13:00.000-08:002009-02-09T08:14:36.069-08:00I'm not afraid to die. I just don't want to be there when it happens.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-1165541322559070126?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-74068245634596039412009-02-09T08:11:00.000-08:002009-02-09T08:13:15.287-08:00Join the army, see the world, meet interesting people, and kill them.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-7406824563459603941?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-6219075544301039562009-02-09T08:09:00.000-08:002009-02-09T08:11:08.380-08:00When I was born, I was so surprised I didn't talk for a year and a half.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-621907554430103956?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-91842641375167813182009-02-07T20:18:00.000-08:002009-02-07T21:06:38.998-08:00The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-9184264137516781318?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-59587827698169355982009-02-07T19:32:00.002-08:002009-02-07T21:06:38.999-08:00If you keep your feet firmly on the ground, you'll have trouble putting on your pants.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-5958782769816935598?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-62541532103080071572009-02-07T19:29:00.002-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.000-08:00Smile, it makes people wonder what you are thinking.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-6254153210308007157?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-3242886280790467102009-02-07T19:29:00.001-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.001-08:00Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don't have film.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-324288628079046710?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-13723257931147904872009-02-07T19:28:00.001-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.002-08:00Born free, taxed to death.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-1372325793114790487?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-52639513869572481752009-02-07T19:27:00.000-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.003-08:00The light at the end of the tunnel may be an incoming train.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-5263951386957248175?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-58751952567455780132009-02-07T19:26:00.000-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.004-08:00Work is fine if it doesn't take too much of your time.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-5875195256745578013?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-29867067311785178312009-02-07T19:24:00.000-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.005-08:00Marriage is one of the chief causes of divorce.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-2986706731178517831?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-1436230237277358127.post-23935710847929977982009-02-07T19:23:00.000-08:002009-02-07T21:06:39.006-08:00I say no to drugs, they just don't listen.<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/1436230237277358127-2393571084792997798?l=jokeinaline.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>Dinesh.http://www.blogger.com/profile/13022177567598638098noreply@blogger.com0